Brokered Convention Blues (Limerick)
Some Republicans are worried they’ll be saddled with a brokered convention. And Newt Gingrich’s statement is upping their anxiety: With just one full day of campaigning left until the Florida primary...
View ArticleListen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)
I never thought I’d say this, but please listen to Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin still hasn’t officially endorsed Newt Gingrich, but she’s making it increasingly clear that she’s pulling for the former...
View ArticleTrump Endorses Romney — Election Over (Limerick)
Will Trump endorse Newt? Will The Donald go with Mitt? Will Donald Trump fire himself from The Apprentice so he can run for president as a third-party candidate? At long last, all that heady...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Newt Lunacy
I’ve finally figured out how Newt plans to populate the moon: He’ll catapult the poor onto the moon via trampolines. Yes, I know that sounds crazy. But I can’t think of any other explanation for this...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To “Cheerful” Newt Gingrich
Limerick Ode To “Cheerful” Newt Gingrich By Madeleine Begun Kane I confess I became rather tearful At Newt’s self-description as “cheerful.” These were not tears of sadness, But rather of gladness: Cuz...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Embedless Newt
Newt Gingrich is going to be very lonely on the campaign trail: He just lost his last two embedded print reporters. Limerick Ode To Embedless Newt By Madeleine Begun Kane Poor Gingrich, his embeds have...
View ArticleNo Photo Finish For Newt … Just Photos
This news made me laugh: “Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich’s campaign tacked on a new fundraising effort Monday, charging supporters $50 a pop for anyone who wants a photo with the former House...
View ArticleMitt Romney’s Sunken Ship Blues (Limerick)
I know that I shouldn’t indulge in Schadenfreude, but I can’t help myself: Watching the Republican rats desert Mitt Romney’s sinking ship is immensely entertaining! And in my defense, Gail Collins...
View ArticleWeep For The Wealthy (Limerick)
Weep For The Wealthy (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Though the wealthy will publicly cheer As campaign regs get knocked on their rear, Some privately groan: “No limits?” they moan. “Buying pols is...
View ArticleNewt’s Obstruction Hypocrisy (Limerick)
“A prez can’t obstruct!” Gingrich aims To aid Trump, throwing logic in flames. So I must ask Newt why He failed to apply That same “rule” to his Whitewater claims.
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